He waddled out onto the TED Talks Stage
Speaking out of the corner of his mouth........ like the JOKER
All the other Puffins out in the audience listened attentively .
He Began........
Allow me to introduce myself as something I am not.
OHHHHHHHHH how the Crowd Swooned...........
Why he was the richest Puffin in all the land........
and they adored him so for it.
Why he was selling MYTH..............
for $35.00 a unit....... that in a few short years would have some value of fiction of $10,000.....
Modern Snake Oil.........
Is there Gold in Fort Knox? or just Greed in high risk VENTURE?
The crowd never even wonders........... as they reach into their purses before it is to late.... long before the bottom falls out....... of their bags...
You have got to hand it to the Barrel Chested Puffins of the World that can speak out of the corners of their mouths... and be convincing......
I mean who wants an honest SAP......?
Of course nothing illegal I am sure......... of that.......... technically .......... they are 'just' in cahoots and compliance with existing 'fiduciary' law that is all.
Turn $35.00 into $10,000 in two years......... and you will be admired too....
You never know who you might meet.
Even Somebody that looses in the latter part, but we don't want to speak of that as it is an embarrassment , and our pride may suffer.
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