How long can it go on until the wrong thing is said to the boss or the co-worker and it goes off making a big MESS? Down the wall and onto the floor and across........ and down the floor drain.....
YOU Stupid PRICK YOU Stupid CUNT!...........
A Tired groan is then heard..... from his younger self..... rolling out of the BED............
The Old man laughed......
Of course he was out drinking.......... where else would he be at 10 O'Clock in the morning...?
You fool......
Here name was Gloria... you know like in the song.... G-L-O-R-I-A...........Glorrrrrrrrrrria.........
Why oh why did she think he would not remember...? he wiped his sleepy eyes....
Oh... he should of thought........... but he didn't ........ and he hadn't
It was good to be alone again......... So fucking good to be alone again.....
Especially after that interview for the low paying job at the Mortuary.... being shown the undertakers duty's.. as a potential assistant ....he really did not fancy it at all.... that was something you would really have to get used to... he guessed.. if one ever really does.......... would or did......
Good lord..... what a seedy operation.... that was...... too...... Poor Mr Jones...... laying so quietly and still on the gurney there ..... waiting his turn...over in the corner... and all that washing dressing up of and putting makeup on corpses ...... NO Thank you really ....... Just the same Oh! and
It was extra dollars for a Eulogy ..... he shook his head......... Really? Was his life that boring? As to have to pay for a Eulogy.........?
Fucking Marvelous then............
To hear the sound of that white porcelain coffee cup and saucer with intermittent green striping of varying widths made .... as they slid across the table in the diner..... towards him...
Blessed RELIEF......... bring it on...... Fresh Blessed Relief..........
He thought of that pressure relief valve again on top of a water heater after a sip and then wondered to himself...
Was it starting to Hiss?
How long can it go on before the wrong thing is said again and it goes off?..... making a big mess.... running down the wall and towards the drain and down....
The Excerpt from the book of Crappy jobs.......
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